Ask G Ninja

[G Ninja]

Here by popular demand. Go ahead and ask me anything.

Please utilize proper Grammar, or you will be corrected.

I am the G Ninja.

[Lord Triangulator]

hi

somtiems in school i get told in my enligs class i pay more attetnion to my gramer. but i rly like math alot better bcuz i dont now y but i do lol

do u think its rly tath improtant. i mena i liek math much bettre

[G Ninja]

I have no idea what you just said.

Next question.

[Rick Astley]

Dear Mister G Ninja,

Hello, my name is Rick--Rick Astley. I have a question pertaining to grammar.

Do the words "Gonna" or "Lemme" or other shortened "slang" words bother you at all? Are you a person who believes "If it's not in the dictionary, it's incorrect."? I'm terribly interested in your thoughts and would be very honored if you would reply to this when you get the time.

Love,
Rick

[Robo-City]

Are you a person who believes "If it's not in the dictionary, it's incorrect."? I don't think bukkake is in the dictionary, but i know for sure that's real ~_^

[Rick Astley]

Oh my...

[AllenSam]

LOL Rick, when I read that...I read it in Casey Kasem's voice for some reason. XD

[G Ninja]

Rick Astley, thank you for your question, friend.

No, slang doesn't bother me. Things like "woah", "okay", and "ain't" don't bother me at all, as long as they're spelled correctly (also, things like dunno, gonna, and lemme are actually accepted words of the English language).

However, these bastardized forms of the English language, known as "1337speak" or "AIM Talk", really bother me. I try my best to correct them as best as I can. Occasional use of "lol" or "imo" don't bother me, but ridiculous use really irks me.

[Lord Triangulator]

helo again mr g nijna

my name donald

bcuz u trated my last message with disdaimn it made my feeligs feel bad. but then i thought that i had to maek a bettre post so u could understan

do u like traingles?

[Rick Astley]

Haha, I take that as a compliment, Allen sir.

I also agree with what you're saying, G. Those things irritate me to no end, and I often feel sorry for the poor adolescent that is using the poor grammar. :( It's as if they don't know any better.

[G Ninja]

do u like traingles?
Triangles?

Love triangles maybe.

Next question.

[Rick Astley]

Dear Grammar Ninja,

I am severely disappointed in your latest post in the topic "Ask G Ninja." Love triangles? Really? Have you no capacity to truly love and commit.

:( Sincerely,
Rick

[G Ninja]

I love seeing them on the news and in my favorite Ninja soap Oprah's.

Also, Ninjas don't love.

Next question.

[Lord Triangulator]

hi fninja

how did u bcome good at gramer

donald

[Rick Astley]

Soap Oprah's?

Hahaha, it seems you have created an amusing typo.

[G Ninja]

Soap opera. Same difference. G Ninja doesn't watch them very often.


how did u bcome good at gramer
I took many Ninja Grammar classes. It was hard work, but it's worth it to see the English language flourish.

[Lord Triangulator]

lol

how do i become ninja

can ninjas b naemd donald or r theyre names all rly like ninjas in japan?

[G Ninja]

You want to become a Ninja? If you have the dedication, the drive to do so, then I, G Ninja, will give you the key.

http://realultimatepower.net/

[G Ninja]

I await more questions.

[Selim]

Are you intimidated by Uber Ninja's challenge to duel you, G Ninja?

[Techman]

Dear G Ninja,

I, Techman the Chocobo Overlord, have but two questions to ask of you. The first question: You wouldn't be related to my High School English teacher who proclaimed herself to be the 'Ultimate Grammarrian' would you? Second Question: If I were to speak spanish, would that hold any importance at all?

The Choco Guy,
Techman

[Pervious]

Hello, G Ninja. I too have a question.
Or two...
1.What is with the redundant capitalization of the word grammar.
2. If there is importance to the capitalization of it, then maybe you can tell me how it relates to my poor vision
3. I have some well written texts I would like to go over with you. Would you go over them with me?... or three.

[G Ninja]

Are you intimidated by Uber Ninja's challenge to duel you, G Ninja?
I'd answer that by posting the link to the Sim Battle; however, it appears the owner of the site has rolled it back to version six.


You wouldn't be related to my High School English teacher who proclaimed herself to be the 'Ultimate Grammarrian' would you?
No. I am, most likely, quite a bit better.


If I were to speak spanish, would that hold any importance at all?
I don't care. My ultimate goal is to preserve the English language. If you spoke Spanish, I'd probably only correct you to the best of my abilities.


1.What is with the redundant capitalization of the word grammar.
I treat the word Grammar as legitimate subject to be learned at any local school. Such as World History or English 101, it deserves the same proper capitalization.


2. If there is importance to the capitalization of it, then maybe you can tell me how it relates to my poor vision
See above, you blind bastard.


3. I have some well written texts I would like to go over with you. Would you go over them with me?... or three.
No. Now I'd like to use this time to explain why your name is bad. It suggests that whatever account you create for yourself is 'human'. This isn't bad, but all I'm saying is that if you're going to be able to create a sort of 'character' for yourself, why not make it awesome? For example, a Ninja? Or a super hero? I'd recommend Impervious as a better user name.

I am the G Ninja.

I await more questions.

[Pervious]

You know it's way past your level.

My name is not bad. And I do understand the definitions of both words, thank you very much. But I believe I will stick with Pervious. I'm just a realist.

[G Ninja]

Sorry, I forgot who you were for a second. I don't keep it real, in fact, Ninjas are known for being able to write their own awesome reality.

I await more questions.

[Pervious]

How do you get to be such a fake ass ninja?

[G Ninja]

I was on a roll with awesome up until I fucked your mum.

I am the G Ninja.

[Uber Ninja]

I was doing some secret ninja stuff in South America recently, when my secret ninja cellphone suddenly started ringing! Obviously it was easy for me to turn it off, remain Unseen, and ninja off to another location before anyone of the ordinary Joe Sixpacks knew what was going on, but I don't know who it was that tried to call me!

Since I know you were at the secret ninja dojo call center to proofread the phonebooks there, can you tell me who it was that tried to call me?

Sincerely
Uber Ninja


ps: How do I put the phone on vibrate?

[G Ninja]

Sorry, Über Ninja, I was swamped with those phone books. Right after you left, Sensei gave me two more yellow page volumes to do! It was probably the Moocher Ninja, calling to see if you'd buy him dinner again, or the Teenage Mutant Ninja, calling to see if you had pizza.

P.S.: Just think about putting it on vibrate and your Ninja awesome will do it for you.

[Uber Ninja]

Oh that Moocher Ninja! I swear, if he wasn't so good at gathering information, I'd throw him through the thick ricepaper walls in the Ninja Dojo!

Or at least make him fluff the pillows on the Ninja Couch!

[G Ninja]

It turns out, Fluffer Ninjas aren't for fluffing pillows...

[Lord Triangulator]

hi g ninja and ubber ninja

last nite i was i bed thinkig about teh traingles and if i shuld make more drawins of them when i herd a noise outside my wondiw and it was my cat

but he lookd spooked.

did ne of u spook him or peel into my window? i woner if im on 2 somthing wiht the traingles and if the govarnmet is spyng on me

[AllenSam]

testerbate

[Monsters]

blah

[AllenSam]

there we go

[Carnage]

Why isn't Monsters a RPG Admin account anymore?

[Index]

How are you better than Ryu Hayabusa!

[G Ninja]

Why isn't Monsters a RPG Admin account anymore?
I don't know. But because I'm a ninja, you don't know that I don't know.


How are you better than Ryu Hayabusa!
G Ninja just is.

[Index]

Blasphemer!

[G Ninja]

Where?!

[Index]

Where?!

You are the blasphemer! Ryu Hayabusa is the worlds most deadliest ninja! There is no way you can be better than him.

[G Ninja]

If you mean that, then it is true you also doubt my friend, Über Ninja's integrity as a Ninja. Do you seriously want to bring the burn?

[Index]

If you mean that, then it is true you also doubt my friend, Über Ninja's integrity as a Ninja. Do you seriously want to bring the burn?

Über Ninja may be awesome and you may be uber grammar smart but you can not beat Ryu Hayabusa!

[G Ninja]

No.

[Index]

No?

[G Ninja]

Yes. No.

[Index]

So you can't?

[G Ninja]

Yes.

[Index]

Knew it.

[G Ninja]

No.

[Chosen One]

Why?

[G Ninja]

Because.

[Index]

Yes?

[G Ninja]

You don't even know.

[Index]

;.;

[Uber Ninja]

All ninja fiction in the world has been created by real ninjas to keep the public's eye turned away! It's all a clever ruse to keep the average Joe Sixpack from thinking about ninjas!

Real ninjas that is!

[G Ninja]

What real Ninjas, Über Ninja?

I am the G Ninja.

[Uber Ninja]

Ninjas like you and I!

But mostly Fiction Ninja, since he's the one doing all the creative work.

[G Ninja]

Friction Ninja is my personal favorite, if you know what G Ninja means.

[Techman]

Ummm... can I have a pony?

[G Ninja]

Über Ninja, can you take this one?

[Index]

Lol Fiction Ninja pwns

[Uber Ninja]

Ummm... can I have a pony?

In the year 1175AD, Genghis Khan led an unsuccesful invasion Horde against the neighbouring countries to Mongolia! His invasion failed as his army clashed with a small warband of mysterious masked people draped in black tight fitting leotards mounted upon ponies!

You will havew gussed by now that the pony riders were ninjas on horseback! And the ponies were ninjitsu ponies!

Genghis Khan was so impressed he grew a long beard and subsequently decided to amass a huge army of pony riders, with which he then conquered Asia!

This all fit into the ninjas' plans, and that's also why he was so succesful!


To answer your question: You can have a pony. But only if you also choose to wear a funny furry hat and invade Asia!

[Moocher Ninja]

Hi guys. Um, just wondering why you guys never return my calls.

[Uber Ninja]

You borrowed my cellphone charger and never returned it.

[Moocher Ninja]

But that cellphone charger was mine, I was taking it back!

[Uber Ninja]

You borrowed the money to buy it! And you never paid me back!

[Moocher Ninja]

Well, I can get you that money back right now. Just lend me $20, and you'll get it back with interest.

[G Ninja]

Oh great. It's him.

[Kratos Aurion]

Ninjas will fall by my hand

[xCHAOSxTROOPERx]

I'm just wondering the best way to carve a turkey

[G Ninja]

There is no best way to carve a turkey. And what are you doing eating turkey anyways? Get yourself a pot roast or something.

[Friction Ninja]

Friction Ninja is my personal favorite, if you know what G Ninja means.

Oh you. :o

[G Ninja]

Haha, yes. I wasn't expecting you to come here.

[Friction Ninja]

I hope I'm not interfering? I can remain Unseen if you would like it?

[G Ninja]

You're free to do whatever you like.

I am the G Ninja.

[Friction Ninja]

I have a few good ideas about what I could do. ;)

[Uber Ninja]

Friction Ninja always comes up with good ideas.

[G Ninja]

Ninja Gang Bang?!

[Uber Ninja]

In the Friction Dojo it's called a Shadow Dance.

[G Ninja]

Shadow Dance Bang?

[Moocher Ninja]

I wanna go to the Friction Dojo with you guys sometime. Give me a call.

[Index]

G ninja is dead ;.;