Pirates or ninjas

[Kratos Aurion]

Which ones are overall better?

[Pervious]

Ninjas you fool.

[G Ninja]

G Ninja is going to say pirates. Everyone knows they're imaginary, fairytale characters, so why not have a little fun with it?

[Pervious]

Both are not fiction, you fail again F Ninja. Fake and Failure Ninja. You must be F^2 Ninja.

[G Ninja]

I'll let you get away with all the cheap shots you can manage, it's okay. I know how it feels to be lonely and unaccepted. Don't worry, one day, women will love you too.

[Pervious]

Haha that's great. That's awesome... I love it when people say those things to me.

[Carnage]

Damn, G Ninja, it must have taken a while to come up with that comeback.

[Moocher Ninja]

G Ninja's ninja speed works into his "comebacks", which are usually factual tellings thanks to my insight, giving him a response time of "As He's Typing".

[Carnage]

wtf.

[cloud_85]

pirats are a lot bettr, b/c thy dont wear pajamas

[Tr00 Viking]

Pirates, being the bastardized offspring of the Vikings, have lost their way.

BUT they're still better than ninjas!

[T Viking]

Pirates fight a true fight, while Ninjas are just wussies sneaking in the shadows. Otherwise we kill them both, but battle statistics show that Pirates > Ninjas.

[G Ninja]

Damn, G Ninja, it must have taken a while to come up with that comeback.
A lot quicker than it took to come up with "I disagree". Commendable, sir.

I am the G Ninja.

[Friction Ninja]

I choose ninjas. There's no way I'm letting any smelly pirate or rutty viking into my friction dojo!