Every just list your favorite quotes; funny, meaningful, insightful, they're all good here
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Every just list your favorite quotes; funny, meaningful, insightful, they're all good here
fine then i'll start
"excuses are like buttholes, everyone has one and they all stink"
"The world is made up of three types of people: Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes. Dicks only want to fuck, and they want to fuck everything in sight. What do Dicks fuck? Dicks fuck Pussies, and they also fuck Assholes. Pussies aren't really interested in fucking, and they don't want Dicks to go around fucking everything in sight either. And Assholes, well, Assholes just shit all over everything they can, including Dicks and Pussies.
Sometimes, Dicks go too far and fuck too much. Pussies can prevent this from happening. But Dicks should be permitted to fuck when it's appropriate, because if they don't, Assholes get to do what they please, and everyone ends up covered in shit."
Team America
lol
or my favorite from sigmund freud
"sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
"Once you pop the fun don't stop"