Ninja Café

[G Ninja]

All the Ninjas can talk in here, free from non-Ninja disruptions.

[Friction Ninja]

Hi G Ninja. How are you doing today?

[G Ninja]

I'm doing just fine, thank you. I'm currently doing Ninja push-ups over the keyboard as I type. What a workout! How are you?

[Friction Ninja]

Things were a bit quiet in the Friction Dojo, so I went out and assassinated a few targets that had popped up on the ninja network. Now I'm doing Ninja Laundry while typing with my feet.

[Uber Ninja]

I like the smell of fresh Ninja Laundry! How do you make it smell so good, Friction Ninja?

[G Ninja]

Ninja Bounty.

[Moocher Ninja]

I'm all out of Ninja Bounty, can I borrow some of yours, Friction Ninja?

[Index]

Too many fucking ninjas

[G Ninja]

There can never be enough Ninjas!

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Lies